"I miss you..."
"No...you don't"
Can you blame a person for testing their new "someone" in their life, if their past "someone's" turned out to be dishonest? If you meet a new guy/gal and the one before you was a cheater, then this person is well in their right to be a little weary of ya'lls new found relationship. But the question is how long can you keep taking their tests or little quizzes to show how dedicated you may be? I think that with people like this you have to be patient. If you feel that they aren't worth going through the ringer for then DON'T, because all you're doing is wasting your's and their time. Their not going to just up and trust you, so the questioning and second guessing IS going to happen. But if you feel that this is someone you want to be with then you'll take it all in stride and pass their tests with flying colors, no answer will be the wrong one because you're heart is in the right place. You know that you would never want to hurt them or cause them not to trust you. Eventually they will see this in you and they won't have to question any more, and you won't have to have an answer because they'll just know. So when those two lines from the beginning of this post come up.....add a third one "I really do miss you," in time they'll get the point.
Can you blame em'
-Titles-
"I don't like titles..."
What does that statement mean really. Your name is a title, your job position is a title, you being a son or a daughter/someone's child is in itself a TITLE. So why are some people, who have been given titles ALLLLLL their life, all of a sudden opposed to titles? Its because it's not necessarily the titles that people are opposed to but the stipulations that generally come with the titles. People feel that while seeing someone casually, if they then take it to the next level and start referring to each other as "my girlfriend" or "my boyfriend" then all HELL breaks loose! It's like "Oh...so we're a couple now right? (b/c you weren't before?) Well then you need to be doing this, and doing that and no more of this and that shit ain't gonna fly no more B!" That's where the fear comes from. Why do things have to change, the only thing that should really change is what you introduce each other to your friends and family members as. The way you act shouldn't change for the worse but for the better. I don't know why title's make people feel like they need to demand more from the other person. If they weren't doing enough before then why did you let it go this far? You think the title is gonna upgrade them? Wrong! And you're only making it worse! In the end titles aren't the enemy, but its whether or not you let the title go to you head and YOU become the enemy. I'm sure some people are reading this and wondering well if title's don't change anything then why do you need them? Its just easier to have them, especially when someone asks "so who is this young lady/man?" oh this is my friend ______(<--insert name HERE). When in all actuality they are more than your friend and you wanna SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS b/c you just think that they are soooooo adorable, blah blah blah WHATEVER. Plus if you did with all your friends what you do with that extra special one....well then that would make you a Blazing WHORE! Whether it be your boo, shuga puga, sweetie pie, wifey, hubby, main 1, mister or misses......maybe that person wants to give you a title to let them know you mean more to them than just another friend.....they can make a friend every day they live if they want to, but they won't make one like you! Warms your heart doesn't it? Ewwww.....lame!
Is a Change gonna come? I hope you're right SAM!
Why are people so hesitant towards change? Especially when it comes to relationships, whether they be friendships, partnerships, or intimate relationships......people just go off of the way they've always been and decide that's how its always gonna be. If change wasn't necessary we'd all be babies....forever....whaaaack! So apparently change is inevitble and people should just embrace it because fighting it would be like dodging the wind, you can't really see it coming it just happens....and if I see you trying to avoid it I'll just stare at you and ask "what the fuck are you doing?" People have standards or rules & regulations about how they manage their relationships but don't you think these should alter towards the different people that you encounter in your life. If you are a person who doesn't like long distance relationships but you meet someone you really like who lives quite a distance from you, are you going to let your little rule get in the way of a potential kick ass relationship or change the rules? One little adjustment could change your whole future. I feel that people just get so stuck on their ways that they sometimes miss out on the good good that's going on around them. We've all gotta change sometime....if we didn't then it wouldn't even be an option.....now would it?!
U can't fake this ISH...
No matter how much we love them, some of our favorite artists have made it big without actually possessing talent. For example: Mary J. Blige....loved by many, from all different walks of life. I heard her concerts are really good, but it's no big secret that Mary can't sing....she can SCREAM, but that's not necessarily singing..now is it? Another SUPER...I repeat...SUPER STAR, Madonna can NOT sing....never could and probably never will seeing as how she is old as balls! But people would kill to see a Madonna show. The woman is an ICON for pete's sake! But I guess people like that can get away with lacking such a major skill because they posess so many others. But let me tell you something you can't fake....COUNTRY! You can't fake country in the least bit! If you want to be a country singer you need to have some pipes on you. Why is this....I'm not really sure, maybe it's because they're telling such a dramatic heartfelt story ALLLLLL of the time, it's like their listeners have to feel them. No swanky dance moves are gonna make them feel the song if the voice behind it all doesn't make them visualize the story in their own mind! I have heard artists from almost all genre's of music that lack the actual ability to sing. Rihanna had to grow on me, Ke Ke Cole is a mini Mary J, Fall Out Boy is TERRIBLE live, and the list can go on an on BUT.......what you will fail to find on that list is a COUNTRY artist. Shania, Carrie, Rascall Flats, Garth...............these moFo's can SAAAAAANG! So I will always believe that there are many things that you can skate by and fake but Country music just ain't one of em'!
I really want to see your degree?
Who decided it was a good idea to have Tyra "Trust Me, I'm a Doctor" Banks giving out advice to people. I know this broad probably has her own demon's to deal with. I mean even Oprah brings people with REAL degrees and REAL experiences to handle her guests. But ooooohhhh noooooo....not on Tyra's show! This Bitch gives her OWN expert advice. The only thing she is an expert at is fucking other celebrities, shitty acting, and wearing underwear on a runway. Now when it comes to real issues that are affecting people in the world, I'm just guessing that Tyra is the last person people think to get an opinion from. And then the broad has the nerve to be judgemental and shit, she be on her show telling her GUESTS that they really have problems, how they should and should not act! Bitch WHO ARE YOU? The only problem those guests really have is thinking that Tyra Banks is going to have the answer to all their problems and if it don't have anything to do with ASS & TITTIES....then that chick is about to be as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop! I used to like Tyra when she first started the ANTM series but when she started harping on Danielle's southern accent one season (Like her monkey ass won't from the hood somewhere in Cali), I lost all respect for her. YOU....YOU miss Thang are the one who believes that a southern accent has an ignorant connotation...I never put the two together and still don't. Tyra is a prime example of when someone needs to be told to "Sit down Hoe!" But then again this is the opinion of one SuperHOE...I mean Super Model. And until I see her degree....her opinion means LITTLE to ME!
Sidenote: She will NEVER be the next Oprah, broad ain't even the next Ricki Lake( I miss her!)
I'm not sensitive.....you're just a DICK
I hate being called sensitive....because I'm faaaaaaaaaaaaaar from it. The only people that call me sensitive are usually ASSHOLES, and they only call me sensitive because their dick's who don't want to come to terms with the fact that they are such a thing. It's so much easier in a situation where someone gets offended, for the offender to say that the offendee is sensitive, basically placing all of the wrong doing on the victim. "Oh no, I'm not being the biggest dick in the world, you're just being sensitive or emotional....what's wrong with YOU?" Umm...no Bitch, what is wrong with you? You actually have 60 seconds to come to the realization that I am not sensitive and that you just had a real prick moment, and if time runs out and you haven't done so then I will proceed to show you how the opposite of sensitive I REALLY AM by condemning your whole existence! Watch who you call sensitive or watch who you're being a dick to.....you might have just offended the first person that will make you cry in a VERY LONG time!
Peace&Blessings
Didn't know a CLIPBOARD made you GOD?!?!
Club promoter...bite me! Door man...suck it! Girl with clipboard and stank attitude...kill yourself! Who told these chumps at the club that whatever little privilege they had suddenly made them GOD? They all need a reality check, real FAST. I go out to clubs, bars, lounges etc for good music and the social aspect, kickin it with the girls and what not.....I do not go to be JUDGED! JUDGEMENT at the door was not mentioned on any flyer I've ever received, yet I encounter it allllllllll the time. So basically what these club people are telling me is that if I can't spit 16bars, don't shake my ass in a video, or suck dick on camera and maybe write a book about it that I'm not important enough to get into the club. I never understood why rich people don't pay while the 9 to 5 nigga's gotta come out of pocket just to enjoy a night out on the town. These "CLUB PEOPLE" stand outside of the club trying to look extra important while telling someone "naaw I can't help you, sweetie" or "you gotta get in the line like everybody else." Apparently these clubs hold lines so that it builds up a crowd and it makes it seem like the spot is jumpin. I don't know how everyone else operates, but when I see a ridiculously long line all it makes me wanna do is find another club to go to. I'd much rather go to a club that had hardly any people but I got in free, than a club that is packed and I had to pay 20 bones for, BUT THAT'S JUST ME! Basically what I'm saying is if you read this and you're one of those "Club People".....F@#K YOU....I'm skippin lines and still gettin' in free, SUCKA!
Better than the rest of em'
Do you ever see a chick/dude that you know is WHACK to the core, and you peep that they are boo'd up HARD? And this sight makes you wonder how in the hell did that HERB find romance/love/like/hand holdin n' skippin....what the FUCK ever, but it makes you SICK! For all who can relate to such a situation it's time to start living by a new creed. If you are single, don't want to be, and aren't sure why then this is just for you. The next time you meet someone you think you would be interested in just let them know off jump...."you might wanna get to know me well because I've seen the rest of these broads/cats out here and they don't get much better than this!" Let them KNOW....you are the truth and them other folks is LIES! You can make them aware that their are some equivalents and sure...there are some other's that may look better but that fades away with time, and once it's gone chances are the conversation isn't poppin off. Now we can't have people out her false advertising, but if you really feel that this method fits you then by all means put it into action.....in the end 1 of 2 things could happen: 1. they take your advice and you have helped to better someone's life with your SHINING presence or 2. they disregard your advice and in that case chances are they're not that bright or they're a pessimist (neither of which is too appealing). So to all of my single ladies out there, put on your F@#k me pumps and get your Naomi Campbell walk on. To all my single men out there, get your Billy Dee swag up and cut all the jive talkin. It's about to be a new DAY.....and you need to let everyone know that you're better than the rest of em'! BONG BONG!
Ball of CONFUSION!!!
Men don't understand women.....Women don't understand men.....so when relationships exist, where is the understanding in it all? Men don't understand why their women go off on them sometimes and women don't understand why their men still do the same dumb shit that causes you to cuss them out! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? If no one has any understanding of the other person then what are we doing? Do we get involved with people hoping that we will finally uncover the mystery of the opposite sex, or do we do it because being perplexed is FUN. I think that in the beginning people are just hoping to learn things about the other person and if a relationship comes out of it then so be it, and while in this new relationship you realize that you may never fully understand the other person but you will learn the ins and outs to not getting cussed out on a daily basis! Eventually after being around people for a certain amount of time you learn their triggers, what makes them happy or what pisses them off. Even if you don't understand the triggers, you know what they ARE and that is all that matters. If you know that when you press the red button that it will launch a missile that will cause the end of days, then common sense will tell you not to PRESS IT, you don't need to understand why the world will end if you press it, just that you don't need to press it! So in the end I think that the only thing we understand in a relationship is that we're not ALWAYS going to understand, and that's ok.....but you should always use common sense and that will help avoid the end of your days!
Ms.Money Bags
"Now I ain't sayin she a gold digga...but she ain't messin with no broke nigga!" This particular post is about Ms.Money Bags, that gold diggin' broad we all know and LOVE (maybe?). Ms.MB is your friend who is spoiled by men. She always wants a man to spend spend spend his hard earned money on what? HER! And for some reason she always seems to find men who will spend spend spend their hard earned money on her. She meets men and expects them all to take her out at the drop of a dime, take her shopping, chip in on a bill here and there, and gas money is a must. But what I'm wondering is if ol' girl came out the womb being a gold diggin type broad or was there a chain of events that caused her to be this way. Maybe she was raised in a household where men showered their women with whatever they wanted or needed, so when she was embraced by men as a woman she expected the same treatment. Or maybe when she entered into the dating world her first few suitors treated her like this....leading her to believe that all men should treat women like this (or at least HER anyway). If either one of those reasons is why she is Ms.MB then you can't really blame her for her actions or expectations when it comes to men. But if those aren't the reasons why, and she is the way she is because she sees that some men have it so why not take it....then that's another story! And most of the time Ms.MB doens't have her own funds together, which says that you want a mand to do for you what you can't do for yourself...and that miss.THANG is a PROBLEM! Hopefully one day she will learn the error of her ways...get her own scrilla...and realize that no one can take care of you like you can take care of yourself!
