I really want to see your degree?

. 7.21.2008


Who decided it was a good idea to have Tyra "Trust Me, I'm a Doctor" Banks giving out advice to people. I know this broad probably has her own demon's to deal with. I mean even Oprah brings people with REAL degrees and REAL experiences to handle her guests. But ooooohhhh noooooo....not on Tyra's show! This Bitch gives her OWN expert advice. The only thing she is an expert at is fucking other celebrities, shitty acting, and wearing underwear on a runway. Now when it comes to real issues that are affecting people in the world, I'm just guessing that Tyra is the last person people think to get an opinion from. And then the broad has the nerve to be judgemental and shit, she be on her show telling her GUESTS that they really have problems, how they should and should not act! Bitch WHO ARE YOU? The only problem those guests really have is thinking that Tyra Banks is going to have the answer to all their problems and if it don't have anything to do with ASS & TITTIES....then that chick is about to be as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop! I used to like Tyra when she first started the ANTM series but when she started harping on Danielle's southern accent one season (Like her monkey ass won't from the hood somewhere in Cali), I lost all respect for her. YOU....YOU miss Thang are the one who believes that a southern accent has an ignorant connotation...I never put the two together and still don't. Tyra is a prime example of when someone needs to be told to "Sit down Hoe!" But then again this is the opinion of one SuperHOE...I mean Super Model. And until I see her degree....her opinion means LITTLE to ME!

Sidenote: She will NEVER be the next Oprah, broad ain't even the next Ricki Lake( I miss her!)

1 comments:

B. Linnell said...

wow. you really went out Tyra didn't you?!?

it was funny, but I think you were a lil harsh. no one gives advice has degrees these days... not even dr. phil. and she has a show because some people do respect her and values her opinion.

she may not be the best at giving advice or anything else, but she damn sure on top of her business game because she is making MONEY out of her "superhoe ass and titties" lol.

but yea, lighten up on her. she aint done anything to us and the those who go on her show deserve to get whatever she dishes to them, cause she payed for their flight and accommodations lololol.

Ricky Lake was the shit tho... 5 o'clock hasn't been the same without her.