Mr.Candy Man

"Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The candyman, the candyman can,
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good"

Mmm mmm Good....let us discuss what I like to call Mr.Candy Man. Everything that comes out of his mouth is sweet, it's not always true....but it sure does sound DELICIOUS! He can almost do no wrong because he knows just the right things to say. He always compliments you, calls you things like sweetheart, sugar, baby girl. He tends to be a very physical person as well because he always wants you to be close to him, wrapping your arms around him, holding your hand, touching your leg.........booooooooooy STOP! Mr.Candy Man usual has fantabulous swag, like if swag were a person it would be HIM. He usually has a personality to match his exterior flyness...like somehow MAGICALLY ya'll like all of the same stuff...mmm hmm, whatever slick willy. And alllllll the ladies love him, but they're very wary of him because....ALL THE LADIES LOVE HIM, you know bitches can't share! Mr.Candy Man looooooooves to talk about what he can do and how great he is at....WHATEVER....in his mind he's just "nice wit it." But ladies watch all that sweet talk because there are two versions of Mr.Candy Man. The first version is Willy Wonka, the one who advertises his candy as being the best and it actually is...he backs up all that sweetness he talks. Then there is the other version, Penny Candy(not even name brand, lol)...this one talks all this shit about what he can do and how great he is....when in all actuality it's NOT....I repeat NOT the BIZness! His candy is poison or has razorblades in it....just bad enough to kill a broad! Hopefully you will only encounter version 1....but don't indulge to deeply in Mr.Candy Man because we all know that too much can be bad for your health. No matter how good it is you may have to limit yourself....too much of anything can get a little old after a while and old candy just doesn't TASTE THE SAME! So even if you have to go on a diet and say no to Mr.Candy Man remember that if you can't have it...it's still nice to look at! Oooohhh Ahhhhhh!