This blog is dedicated to all my brotha's out there of the darker complexion. I (PERSONALLY) love...LOVE brown skin/dark skinned men. There is nothing wrong with light skinned men but there is something EXTRA SPECIAL about the dark one's. I feel like the darker the complexion the stronger you look and ain't nothing better than a strong man....makes you feel like he can do anything. I feel protected with my darker brotha's, like if we were out and some shit popped off I don't need to be worried. With light skinned men I feel that they just look too pretty most of the time...and if we went out I feel like I would have to watch your back because a nigga might test you since you're cute and soft looking! Most dark skinned men have beautiful colgate smiles too.....and it compliments their complexion SOOOOOOOOOOO WELL. Dark skin is usually buttery smooth too. They just remind you of a nice tasty chocolate bar.....and all women LOOOOVE chocolate (except for me...I don't really like chocolate). They're sweet, dark, and they are all around! Tyrese, Tyson, Idris, Denzel.....the list goes on and on, but you don't have to be famous to have your beautiful dark/brown skin appreciated. Ladies the next time you see a man with a darker complexion stop him and tell him how lovely is skin is and how he is a Nubian King and that a Queen like yourself is the only one worthy to stand by his side (that might have been a little extra but WHATEVER). Too all of my light skinned male readers out there....I don't think less of you, there are plenty of you that are top notch, but I just think so Highly of the Darker Black men....and to all of you out there I just want to say that I may not be a fan of chocolate, but a chocolatey man is a whoooooooooooole other story!
There is only 1 type of Chocolate I like...
Mr.Candy Man
"Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The candyman, the candyman can,
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good"
Mmm mmm Good....let us discuss what I like to call Mr.Candy Man. Everything that comes out of his mouth is sweet, it's not always true....but it sure does sound DELICIOUS! He can almost do no wrong because he knows just the right things to say. He always compliments you, calls you things like sweetheart, sugar, baby girl. He tends to be a very physical person as well because he always wants you to be close to him, wrapping your arms around him, holding your hand, touching your leg.........booooooooooy STOP! Mr.Candy Man usual has fantabulous swag, like if swag were a person it would be HIM. He usually has a personality to match his exterior flyness...like somehow MAGICALLY ya'll like all of the same stuff...mmm hmm, whatever slick willy. And alllllll the ladies love him, but they're very wary of him because....ALL THE LADIES LOVE HIM, you know bitches can't share! Mr.Candy Man looooooooves to talk about what he can do and how great he is at....WHATEVER....in his mind he's just "nice wit it." But ladies watch all that sweet talk because there are two versions of Mr.Candy Man. The first version is Willy Wonka, the one who advertises his candy as being the best and it actually is...he backs up all that sweetness he talks. Then there is the other version, Penny Candy(not even name brand, lol)...this one talks all this shit about what he can do and how great he is....when in all actuality it's NOT....I repeat NOT the BIZness! His candy is poison or has razorblades in it....just bad enough to kill a broad! Hopefully you will only encounter version 1....but don't indulge to deeply in Mr.Candy Man because we all know that too much can be bad for your health. No matter how good it is you may have to limit yourself....too much of anything can get a little old after a while and old candy just doesn't TASTE THE SAME! So even if you have to go on a diet and say no to Mr.Candy Man remember that if you can't have it...it's still nice to look at! Oooohhh Ahhhhhh!
When is Light Skin not IN?
I always come across men who like to make it known that they prefer women with light skin and sometimes they even like to add the long hair preference too! And I've always wondered why this was...I mean I understand everyone has their own preference but it seems like everyone thinks that light skin is soooooo much more appealing than darker skin. I think it started waaaaaay back in the day....let's start with slavery....most of the slaves with lighter skin were usually related to someone who was white (by FORCE I'm sure) and of course they believed being white was a lot better and were often treated better b/c being black meant being a SLAVE! Now we can move onto a more recent example...boxer Jack Johnson used to parade around in fancy cars, expensive clothes and of course white women...b/c they were a symbol of power....to have a white woman on your arm meant you were somebody! Even Malcolm X boo'd up with a white woman at one point in his life b/c it was a status thing! Now in today's day and age majority of the women in movies, music videos or the runways are either light skinned or not even black. And when the men look at societies view of what is beautiful they don't see the darker skinned woman. I questioned a few men on this topic and they basically said that it's how "society makes the ideal woman out to be," so I can't really blame the men but maybe society is the problem in the end and as USUAL!
*Side Note: To all my brown/dark skin sistas out there....you are beautiful....fuck society and what they think. We're no less beautiful than the next woman. And to the men out their overlooking all the darker ladies....your LOSS! And I don't have anything against light skinned women b/c my mother is damn near see through! I just don't think a complexion makes you better than anyone else...SORRY!
*Side SIDE Note: Yes on that flyer it says you get in free if you are a light skinned woman or a libra....I mean come ON?
If I saw you on the STREET....
There is a long list I have of Celebrities I despise! I despise them to the point that if I saw them on the street I think I would tell them that I can't stand them and I think that they are worthless! There will be several posts like this but I'm going to start with Kim Kardashian. I can't stand this bitch! Does this hooker have a job....like a real one that she could like claim on her taxes and shit? I guess spreading her booty meat in select men's magazine gets her a check or two. But that's not even why the hoe is recognizable.....the first time I heard of this trollop was when her sex tape with Ray-J was released to the public! LMAO.....you are famous...not for curing cancer, running a marathon with one leg, saving 80 puppies from a burning building or some amazing shit like that, but for fucking a nigga named Ray-J on camera! KILL YOURSELF.....this can't be real (just like that ass she totes around her spinal region)! And then she is boo loving with sexual chocolate himself Reggie Bush. I HATE HER.....she is worthless, yet people keep giving her shine (a reality show? about what?). I'm ready for her 15 minutes of fame to be up....please stop buying magazine's with her on them or watching her show......it's just like dropping quarters in a pay phone.....the bitch just gets MORE TIME!!!!!!
This is a video of her 9yr old sister on a stripper pole! COME ON....REALLY?
She almost GOT ME!
I love all things Spike Lee....I really do! But School Daze holds a special place in my big BIG heart. Now I haven't always been the biggest Alicia Keys fan....of her music that is...I feel like I would like her as a person though. But good ol' A.Keys got me hooked again! Her latest album "As I Am" was actually pretty good ("Tell You Something" is my JAM)....and she had me there, just at the album but then that heffa went and made a video for "Teenage Love Affair" and it's modeled after School Daze! Dammit ALICIA.....it's like you are trying to make me like your music! Well played Madam...well PLAYED. Check out the video...it's kind of poppin!
Boss Bitch Alert
Do you misbehave? Sometimes I do...tsk tsk tsk! I mean....it's fun....you can't really help it. And for all my Boss Bitches out there who love to MissBehave there is a perfect magazine out there for you! MISSBEHAVE Magazine is basically the SHIT! It's for chicks, written by chicks, about stuff chicks like. It has iLL music and fresh gear, pretty much all things need to become and remain a BOSS BITCH. Subscribe or do like I do and take a visit to your neighborhood Barnes&Noble and pick up a copy. I only tell you things to better yourself ladiezzzzz.....so get on your Nike grind and Just Do IT! Swwwooooooooosh!
Dear God.....
Dear God,
Thank you for the gift you have bestowed upon me this day.....
I'm sure you're reading this and wondering what gift I was given that was so great it would cause me to blog about it.....I was given the gift of KNOWLEDGE. I learned this morning that the Legendary Roots Crew will be dropping an album April 29th....tears ALMOST came to my eyes. They have a new single out entitled "Rising UP" featuring the rap ambassador for the capitol himself....WALE and Chrisette Michele. The new album is entitled "Rising Down." If you are not excited by this information I have just disclosed then I want you to stop reading my blog right now because I hate you and you are worthless. I looooooooooooooooove the Roots......and I'm OUT.
Damn Disney.....I can't be a Princess?
Have you ever noticed that Disney hasn't made a movie with Black or Latino characters? NO...the Lion King DOES NOT count, SORRY! They have made a movie with almost eeeeeeeevery other race, nationality, ethnicity or whatever other than blacks and hispanics! What's really good? They did native americans (Pocahontas), chinese (mulan), pacific Islander (lilo&Stitch), greeks (hercules), indians (jungle book; mogli), sword in the stone (british, lol), the Hunchback of Notre Dame (fucking Gypsies), Tarzan (a damn jungle raised white boy), they even did a movie about fucking MerPeople....REALLY? I could go on for days....let's not even talk about all the million animal movies they did before a movie with Blacks or Latino's. So...there are the Disney Princesses: Cinderella, Snow White, Ariel the little mermaid, Jasmine (ain't that bitch persian?), Aurora the Sleeping Beauty, Belle and sometimes they include Mulan and Pocahontas. None of the princesses are black/hispanic.....so is Disney telling our little girls of color that they can't be Princesses or that Princesses don't look like them. I don't think people think about the simple shit and how it could have a major affect on a child in the long run. Why do you think they have doctor barbie or astronaut barbie.....b/c if all barbie did was sit in the house cooking, taking care of her sisters/kids, or shopping then this is what the girls playing with her would think they could only do! So when a girl wants a princess barbie and none of the options look like her what is this saying to the poor girl? They are finally introducing a Black Princess named Tiana who will star in the Princess and the Frog.....but why did it take til' 2008? How long has Disney been around the block? A looooooooong ass time......Mickey Mouse was originally in Black & White, and that's saying something. So how long is it going to be before the Hispanic girls get a princess, HELL......they'll take another bajillion years. And the reason why the shit happens like this is because they don't see the problem with it, I was reading comments on this website discussing the new Princess and why they aren't glad that she's a Black Princess but that there's another Princess coming out. What the FUCK.....NO....who cares about a new princess b/c if that bitch was white or some other race that probably doesn't WATCH DISNEY MOVIES then I would be far from enthused, but since we are FINALLY getting a Black Disney Princess I'm over the MOON about it. And they better add her picture to the Princess collection QUICKLY or I'm startin' a damn RIOT. I'm tired of looking at pictures of the Disney Princesses and it looks like the DAMN UNITED NATIONS KICKED AFRICA ALL THE FUCK OUT OF THE MEETING!
Ms.Attention Whore
I was told that I was doing a lot of male-bashing.....I don't agree, but I'll switch the game up for ya'll! So...I definitely have my opinions about females as well as males. So this jawn is about Ms.Attention Whore! I hate Ms.Attention Whore b/c she is annoying to the point of suicidal tendencies. This broad wants attention from EVERYONE but mostly from men, if there are no males present then she wants attention from whoever will give it to her. This is your friend that is always crying, she always has men problems, family problems.....this is the bitch with PROBLEMS basically. Now let's say you are at a gathering of some sort....and you are talking to a dude (he's just a friend) but then here she comes butting in the conversation trying to make herself the center of attention! You just wanna scream "BITCH GO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE!" She is the queen of exchanging information too....like if YOU (by yourself, that broad is across the room) meet a group of dudes all of a sudden she comes out of nowhere and quickly catches up on the conversation so towards the end she can be like "lemme get your number." LORD JESUS.....bitch breathe! Now lets say you are talking to another home girl like "girl I can't wait til' next weekend," here she come with "what's going on next weekend?" Umm...clearly I'm not talking to you and I don't feel that I should have to wait til' she is not around to talk about things I want to do WITHOUT HER! My memory isn't that good, so when shit pops up I need to talk about it then and there or it will be lost in the mist of my mind FOREVER. She has to be included in EVERYTHING or she's upset and probably somewhere crying about it. One of her favorite things to do is SICE whatever male attention she gets. She will tell you some mess like "oooh girl this dude was all over me at the party, I gave him my number and he STAY callin me," when in all actuality she probably booked him and text him later that night....so whatever to you crazzzyyy! But the worst quality about the attention whore is that she is a Friend-Stealer.....if you introduce her to your friends chances are 15 minutes after the original introduction she has gotten all of their information...including their SOCIALS, and is making plans for the upcoming weekend, somehow managing to EXCLUDE YO ASS! I hate friend stealers, get your own damn friends....SHIT! Friend stealing is a sure-fired way to make it so that you meet NONE of my other friends OH especially the MALE friends. The attention whore also likes to flirt with men that she thinks you MIGHT be interested in.....like if you say the most simple shit about a nigga like "oh his SOCKS are cute," next thing you know they are best friends, walking around holdin hands skippin and shit....sharing candy and.....I don't know what the hell they're doing but they just got too close too soon! And somehow she manages to put her phone down in front of you in the middle of a deep texting session with this nigga just so if you happen to glance at her phone you will definitely see that shit! NOW WHEN I PICK UP YOUR PHONE AND CHUCK THAT SHIT AT A WALL, YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME. Basically what it boils down to is that the attention whore is the DEVIL.....plain and simple.....I don't know how to stop her b/c I don't want to give her ANY ATTENTION...that's all she wants in the end anyway!
Ahhhh.......so what you're saying is U ain't bout SHIT?!
What about my face says "Come up to me and spit pure BLASPHEMY"? Huh? I don't think anything about me says I tolerate lies and bullshit, I'm just sayin'....I don't see IT! So why would a dude come up to me and tell me all this shit he thinks I want to hear? Things like I usually like light skinned chicks but there's something special about you, or some shit like that. Ok....good for you my brotha! Now if you tell me all this stuff about what we're gonna do and how all this is gonna be great, if I'm up for the challenge why are we not walking the walk of all the shit that you talk? Could it be because you are too busy texting one of my friends? That's right Ladies and Gentlemen....I've got one of thoooooooooose nigga's on my hands! Now, when you find that I treat you differently it's because I'm keeping everything short so I don't mess around it knock you the fuck out....that's all that is!
Here is where I break things down for men out there...
Don't say extra special shit to a broad if you don't mean it! No, I'm not all heart broken b/c you didn't mean all the wonderful/RANDOM things you said, but I am borderline homicidal b/c you made it your business to spit PURE BLASPHEMY to me out of the BLUE. This wasn't routine....some shit we do all the time, this was just out of nowhere. Don't POP OFF about all that you want/can/will do if you really won't! I didn't ask you.....nigga you volunteered this information.....and I personally wish you hadn't. So men don't say things you don't mean b/c you might just piss off the wrong chick. Don't make the Boss Bitch mad b/c you WILL get FIRED!
Listen...and VIBE
So I recently started listening to the Dead Presidents Soundtrack...and basically it is UH-Mazing! I would advise everyone to download the songs, then proceed to lay back and VIBE!!!!! (click on track title to download)
1. Sly & The Family Stone-If You Want Me To Stay
2. Isaac Hayes-Walk On By
3. James Brown-The Big Payback
4. The Spinners-I'll Be Around
5. Barry White-Never, Never Gonna Give You Up
6. Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes-I Miss You
7. The Dramatics-Get Up & Get Down
8. Curtis Mayfield-If There's Hell Below
9. Aretha Franklin-Do Right Woman, Do Right Man
10. Jesse Powell & Trina-Where Is The Love
11. Al Green-Tired Of Being Alone
12. The O'Jays-Love Train
13.Isaac Hayes-The Look Of Love
14.Danny Elfman-Dead President's Theme
Stay the F#@k home THEN!
Why...why why...WHY do people come to college if they insist on acting like NIGGA'S? Thugs don't go to college, and if they do then the thugness is quickly eliminated from their system. As soon as you go on your first college tour you are no longer allowed to be considered a thug! Sorry...but if you can tell me at least one dorm building, student union building or LIBRARY, then you are NOT...I REPEAT...NOT HARD! I don't understand why some black people feel the need to go to a College or University and FIGHT! This isn't High School anymore....you don't just get suspended....nigga you get ARRESTED. You are not enrolled to get a charge...you are here to get a degree, two VERY different things. One will help you get a job while the other will make sure you NEVER get a job! And for those of you who aren't enrolled in any type of higher education, yet you continue to go to college parties.....DON'T START SHIT! Don't come to my campus to just act a damn fool, go back to a high school homecoming dance with THAT SHIT. But seriously if you have an exam on Monday then getting your black ass arrested on friday might put a dent in your studying plans...I'm just SAYING! Now on a serious note: Black people we have got to do better...there was a time when we were not allowed the opportunity of higher education, so don't give anybody a reason to tell you that you don't deserve such things when in all actuality, as Black Kings and Queens we deserve so much more! You have an opportunity in front of you that others don't and wish they did, so don't waste it away by fighting about BULLSHIT! So to all of those out there who want to continue acting like nigga's even after you enroll in higher education...do us all a favor and stay the fuck home then!
