U sold your soul to the DEVIL!

I'm sorry....I know this is a far fetched theory, but I'm pretty sure that T-Pain sold his soul to el Diablo (the Devil). Every song he is featured on is poppin in the club! For example: I hate Rick Ross....I feel like when he hit it big that nigga was already my Dad's age and thats just not hot, I'M SORRY! But when I tell you "The Boss" is my JAAAAAAAM, I mean when that shit comes on in the club I turn into one of the dudes....just going slaaaam off! Every remix that T-Pain is featured on is a MILLION times better than the original version. Another example is the "2-Step Remix," I don't even remember how the original goes....I just DON'T! But I remember T-Pain's first single, it was "I'm Sprung," which I think some people liked......I didn't. And then came "I'm in love with a Stripper," which was better than the first one, but I wasn't about to be a FAN. Then things were all quiet on the T-Pain front....and during this time is when I AM 100% CERTAIN.....that he sold his soul to the Devil. Then comes "Buy You a Drank," and music hasn't been the same since! He got Lil' Wayne using that synthesizer Gar-Bage like its the new HOTTNESS....and in all actuality it's not working for weezy. He needs to stick to sippin on that lean and living in the booth sans Synth! Now back to T-Pain in my Sweet ASS....THIS CRISPY LOOKING BROTHA IS EVERYWHERE, WITH HIS MULTI-COLORED LOCKS, LOOKIN LIKE A TIE-DYED PREDATOR! I want to hate T-Pain....I really do, but I CAN'T! His music is POPPIN and that's just the bottom line, OK? I wonder what life is like without a soul b/c I know that nigga no longer has one!