Mr.Pushaman

I'm not currently in any type of relationship, but for some reason it popped in my head that some times men can be like drugs to women. The man I'm describing will be titled "Mr.Pushaman." This man is so bad for a chicks health that he can cause weight fluctuations, like all of a sudden you are 10lbs lighter or 15lbs heavier and just not the woman you used to be. You can start losing friends over him, or your family members are concerned and they feel that they don't know you anymore. This is just not a good look! No man is worth having your family worried about your well being. But sometimes ladies get involved with Mr.Pushaman and they turn into fiends and the only thing that can make them feel better is unfortunately him, but what they don't understand is that yes, it may be hard to let him go, but you'll be better for it in the end. There are signs to let you know if your new Mr.Man is actually Mr.Pushaman. If after ya'll start talking your girls start saying they don't see you at all or EVER, then it's probably b/c you are spending all of your time w/ the dope man. If your mom starts leaving you messages everyday just "checking" on you, it's probably b/c the last time you talked to her was when you were telling her about your new boo (and that was a MONTH ago). If you stop doing most of the things you like, adopt his friends and spend all of your time with them, then your basically kickin it at the crack house with all the D-Boys. GET OUT FAST....before they start asking you to hook them up with some of your girlfriends which is the equivalant of running key's for those niggas! It's just like drugs, so baby do yourself, your family and your girls a favor and just say no!