Mr.Parker Brothers

Games...Games...Games! Games were cute when I was ten. I feel that I am too old for games and most of my friends are in the same age group, making them over the game age limit AS WELL! With that being said let me tell you about Mr.Paker Brothers! This is the nigga that likes to play games. He likes to show you pictures of his myspace/facebook friends and say to you "yeah, thats how they make in Texas!" Well good for Texas..NIGGA! Am I supposed to be jealous of these broads you show me? I'm not, but you are annoying the HELL outta me! Mr.Parker Brothers is that nigga who calls you and once he realizes you are out and unable to talk to him, says "call me tomorrow." He then proceeds to text you things like "if you were home I was going to come over and stay with you." Ha! Bitch you might be! You know what I say to that gar-bage? No, no you weren't going to come over, you are just saying that b/c you know that I'm out and that there is no way you could come over now, so you create the allusion of a possible situation that would not have occurred regardless of my damn location. TRIFLIN! STOP PLAYING! It's not like I asked you if you were coming over and you had to make it seem like you were! So basically you just went out of your way to make up some bullshit. Another example is when you and Mr.Parker Brothers are hanging out and he has to go so he tells you he has to go to an appointment with his "accountant" or something random, then later that evening he has pictures of an event he went to an hour after you dropped his ass off, or his FACEBOOK status changed an hour after you dropped him off and says "Out with that special someone." Now....you openly told me what your plans were after I dropped you off, it's not like I asked! So if you were going to lie then you should have just been like can you take me home or I need to go home! As far as I'm concerned this is a one player game you are playing and I refuse to push the start button to enter because I am just TOO DAMN OLD....AS ARE YOU SON-SON! Mr.Parker Brothers SUXXXX......and I'm not sure if there are any signs for him other than his first childish game, and once that happens you can either get out or sit down and grab a controller....hopefully if you play along you can beat his punk ass!