Better than the rest of em'

Do you ever see a chick/dude that you know is WHACK to the core, and you peep that they are boo'd up HARD? And this sight makes you wonder how in the hell did that HERB find romance/love/like/hand holdin n' skippin....what the FUCK ever, but it makes you SICK! For all who can relate to such a situation it's time to start living by a new creed. If you are single, don't want to be, and aren't sure why then this is just for you. The next time you meet someone you think you would be interested in just let them know off jump...."you might wanna get to know me well because I've seen the rest of these broads/cats out here and they don't get much better than this!" Let them KNOW....you are the truth and them other folks is LIES! You can make them aware that their are some equivalents and sure...there are some other's that may look better but that fades away with time, and once it's gone chances are the conversation isn't poppin off. Now we can't have people out her false advertising, but if you really feel that this method fits you then by all means put it into action.....in the end 1 of 2 things could happen: 1. they take your advice and you have helped to better someone's life with your SHINING presence or 2. they disregard your advice and in that case chances are they're not that bright or they're a pessimist (neither of which is too appealing). So to all of my single ladies out there, put on your F@#k me pumps and get your Naomi Campbell walk on. To all my single men out there, get your Billy Dee swag up and cut all the jive talkin. It's about to be a new DAY.....and you need to let everyone know that you're better than the rest of em'! BONG BONG!