Club promoter...bite me! Door man...suck it! Girl with clipboard and stank attitude...kill yourself! Who told these chumps at the club that whatever little privilege they had suddenly made them GOD? They all need a reality check, real FAST. I go out to clubs, bars, lounges etc for good music and the social aspect, kickin it with the girls and what not.....I do not go to be JUDGED! JUDGEMENT at the door was not mentioned on any flyer I've ever received, yet I encounter it allllllllll the time. So basically what these club people are telling me is that if I can't spit 16bars, don't shake my ass in a video, or suck dick on camera and maybe write a book about it that I'm not important enough to get into the club. I never understood why rich people don't pay while the 9 to 5 nigga's gotta come out of pocket just to enjoy a night out on the town. These "CLUB PEOPLE" stand outside of the club trying to look extra important while telling someone "naaw I can't help you, sweetie" or "you gotta get in the line like everybody else." Apparently these clubs hold lines so that it builds up a crowd and it makes it seem like the spot is jumpin. I don't know how everyone else operates, but when I see a ridiculously long line all it makes me wanna do is find another club to go to. I'd much rather go to a club that had hardly any people but I got in free, than a club that is packed and I had to pay 20 bones for, BUT THAT'S JUST ME! Basically what I'm saying is if you read this and you're one of those "Club People".....F@#K YOU....I'm skippin lines and still gettin' in free, SUCKA!
Didn't know a CLIPBOARD made you GOD?!?!
Better than the rest of em'
Do you ever see a chick/dude that you know is WHACK to the core, and you peep that they are boo'd up HARD? And this sight makes you wonder how in the hell did that HERB find romance/love/like/hand holdin n' skippin....what the FUCK ever, but it makes you SICK! For all who can relate to such a situation it's time to start living by a new creed. If you are single, don't want to be, and aren't sure why then this is just for you. The next time you meet someone you think you would be interested in just let them know off jump...."you might wanna get to know me well because I've seen the rest of these broads/cats out here and they don't get much better than this!" Let them KNOW....you are the truth and them other folks is LIES! You can make them aware that their are some equivalents and sure...there are some other's that may look better but that fades away with time, and once it's gone chances are the conversation isn't poppin off. Now we can't have people out her false advertising, but if you really feel that this method fits you then by all means put it into action.....in the end 1 of 2 things could happen: 1. they take your advice and you have helped to better someone's life with your SHINING presence or 2. they disregard your advice and in that case chances are they're not that bright or they're a pessimist (neither of which is too appealing). So to all of my single ladies out there, put on your F@#k me pumps and get your Naomi Campbell walk on. To all my single men out there, get your Billy Dee swag up and cut all the jive talkin. It's about to be a new DAY.....and you need to let everyone know that you're better than the rest of em'! BONG BONG!
Ball of CONFUSION!!!
Men don't understand women.....Women don't understand men.....so when relationships exist, where is the understanding in it all? Men don't understand why their women go off on them sometimes and women don't understand why their men still do the same dumb shit that causes you to cuss them out! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? If no one has any understanding of the other person then what are we doing? Do we get involved with people hoping that we will finally uncover the mystery of the opposite sex, or do we do it because being perplexed is FUN. I think that in the beginning people are just hoping to learn things about the other person and if a relationship comes out of it then so be it, and while in this new relationship you realize that you may never fully understand the other person but you will learn the ins and outs to not getting cussed out on a daily basis! Eventually after being around people for a certain amount of time you learn their triggers, what makes them happy or what pisses them off. Even if you don't understand the triggers, you know what they ARE and that is all that matters. If you know that when you press the red button that it will launch a missile that will cause the end of days, then common sense will tell you not to PRESS IT, you don't need to understand why the world will end if you press it, just that you don't need to press it! So in the end I think that the only thing we understand in a relationship is that we're not ALWAYS going to understand, and that's ok.....but you should always use common sense and that will help avoid the end of your days!
Ms.Money Bags
"Now I ain't sayin she a gold digga...but she ain't messin with no broke nigga!" This particular post is about Ms.Money Bags, that gold diggin' broad we all know and LOVE (maybe?). Ms.MB is your friend who is spoiled by men. She always wants a man to spend spend spend his hard earned money on what? HER! And for some reason she always seems to find men who will spend spend spend their hard earned money on her. She meets men and expects them all to take her out at the drop of a dime, take her shopping, chip in on a bill here and there, and gas money is a must. But what I'm wondering is if ol' girl came out the womb being a gold diggin type broad or was there a chain of events that caused her to be this way. Maybe she was raised in a household where men showered their women with whatever they wanted or needed, so when she was embraced by men as a woman she expected the same treatment. Or maybe when she entered into the dating world her first few suitors treated her like this....leading her to believe that all men should treat women like this (or at least HER anyway). If either one of those reasons is why she is Ms.MB then you can't really blame her for her actions or expectations when it comes to men. But if those aren't the reasons why, and she is the way she is because she sees that some men have it so why not take it....then that's another story! And most of the time Ms.MB doens't have her own funds together, which says that you want a mand to do for you what you can't do for yourself...and that miss.THANG is a PROBLEM! Hopefully one day she will learn the error of her ways...get her own scrilla...and realize that no one can take care of you like you can take care of yourself!
