Club promoter...bite me! Door man...suck it! Girl with clipboard and stank attitude...kill yourself! Who told these chumps at the club that whatever little privilege they had suddenly made them GOD? They all need a reality check, real FAST. I go out to clubs, bars, lounges etc for good music and the social aspect, kickin it with the girls and what not.....I do not go to be JUDGED! JUDGEMENT at the door was not mentioned on any flyer I've ever received, yet I encounter it allllllllll the time. So basically what these club people are telling me is that if I can't spit 16bars, don't shake my ass in a video, or suck dick on camera and maybe write a book about it that I'm not important enough to get into the club. I never understood why rich people don't pay while the 9 to 5 nigga's gotta come out of pocket just to enjoy a night out on the town. These "CLUB PEOPLE" stand outside of the club trying to look extra important while telling someone "naaw I can't help you, sweetie" or "you gotta get in the line like everybody else." Apparently these clubs hold lines so that it builds up a crowd and it makes it seem like the spot is jumpin. I don't know how everyone else operates, but when I see a ridiculously long line all it makes me wanna do is find another club to go to. I'd much rather go to a club that had hardly any people but I got in free, than a club that is packed and I had to pay 20 bones for, BUT THAT'S JUST ME! Basically what I'm saying is if you read this and you're one of those "Club People".....F@#K YOU....I'm skippin lines and still gettin' in free, SUCKA!
Didn't know a CLIPBOARD made you GOD?!?!
Better than the rest of em'
Do you ever see a chick/dude that you know is WHACK to the core, and you peep that they are boo'd up HARD? And this sight makes you wonder how in the hell did that HERB find romance/love/like/hand holdin n' skippin....what the FUCK ever, but it makes you SICK! For all who can relate to such a situation it's time to start living by a new creed. If you are single, don't want to be, and aren't sure why then this is just for you. The next time you meet someone you think you would be interested in just let them know off jump...."you might wanna get to know me well because I've seen the rest of these broads/cats out here and they don't get much better than this!" Let them KNOW....you are the truth and them other folks is LIES! You can make them aware that their are some equivalents and sure...there are some other's that may look better but that fades away with time, and once it's gone chances are the conversation isn't poppin off. Now we can't have people out her false advertising, but if you really feel that this method fits you then by all means put it into action.....in the end 1 of 2 things could happen: 1. they take your advice and you have helped to better someone's life with your SHINING presence or 2. they disregard your advice and in that case chances are they're not that bright or they're a pessimist (neither of which is too appealing). So to all of my single ladies out there, put on your F@#k me pumps and get your Naomi Campbell walk on. To all my single men out there, get your Billy Dee swag up and cut all the jive talkin. It's about to be a new DAY.....and you need to let everyone know that you're better than the rest of em'! BONG BONG!
Ball of CONFUSION!!!
Men don't understand women.....Women don't understand men.....so when relationships exist, where is the understanding in it all? Men don't understand why their women go off on them sometimes and women don't understand why their men still do the same dumb shit that causes you to cuss them out! WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? If no one has any understanding of the other person then what are we doing? Do we get involved with people hoping that we will finally uncover the mystery of the opposite sex, or do we do it because being perplexed is FUN. I think that in the beginning people are just hoping to learn things about the other person and if a relationship comes out of it then so be it, and while in this new relationship you realize that you may never fully understand the other person but you will learn the ins and outs to not getting cussed out on a daily basis! Eventually after being around people for a certain amount of time you learn their triggers, what makes them happy or what pisses them off. Even if you don't understand the triggers, you know what they ARE and that is all that matters. If you know that when you press the red button that it will launch a missile that will cause the end of days, then common sense will tell you not to PRESS IT, you don't need to understand why the world will end if you press it, just that you don't need to press it! So in the end I think that the only thing we understand in a relationship is that we're not ALWAYS going to understand, and that's ok.....but you should always use common sense and that will help avoid the end of your days!
Ms.Money Bags
"Now I ain't sayin she a gold digga...but she ain't messin with no broke nigga!" This particular post is about Ms.Money Bags, that gold diggin' broad we all know and LOVE (maybe?). Ms.MB is your friend who is spoiled by men. She always wants a man to spend spend spend his hard earned money on what? HER! And for some reason she always seems to find men who will spend spend spend their hard earned money on her. She meets men and expects them all to take her out at the drop of a dime, take her shopping, chip in on a bill here and there, and gas money is a must. But what I'm wondering is if ol' girl came out the womb being a gold diggin type broad or was there a chain of events that caused her to be this way. Maybe she was raised in a household where men showered their women with whatever they wanted or needed, so when she was embraced by men as a woman she expected the same treatment. Or maybe when she entered into the dating world her first few suitors treated her like this....leading her to believe that all men should treat women like this (or at least HER anyway). If either one of those reasons is why she is Ms.MB then you can't really blame her for her actions or expectations when it comes to men. But if those aren't the reasons why, and she is the way she is because she sees that some men have it so why not take it....then that's another story! And most of the time Ms.MB doens't have her own funds together, which says that you want a mand to do for you what you can't do for yourself...and that miss.THANG is a PROBLEM! Hopefully one day she will learn the error of her ways...get her own scrilla...and realize that no one can take care of you like you can take care of yourself!
Stop w/ this Rapunzel shit!
I really want to know who decided that having short hair was sooooooooooooooo not cool? I clearly disagree, but I always come across situations that make me realize a million others don't see it my way. I hate it when girls with long hair think about cutting their hair and people damn near beg and plead on bended knee that they don't cut their damn hair. Like if they cut that shit the sun will stop shining and we will only live my the light of the moon......it's really not that serious! Like if the bitch cuts her hair ain't no prince gonna come and save her from the tower she's imprisoned in, cause lord knows he can't climb up short hair! Really? Come the hell on people. Why do you need for other chicks around you to have long hair? The only hair cut you need to worry about is your own. I could care less if one of my bottom bitches came in with a high top fade and a Gumby lean......that ain't ME. She can run around looking like she fought a pair of scissors and lost, but as long as my shape up is tight and my parts are FLY OR DIE....then I really don't care! I know the media has a lot to do with what we perceive as beautiful but people should also be able to make their own decisions. I'm sorry but a hair cut or short hair is not the end of days, you will see another tomorrow....the only difference is you'll probably hate your former BFF because that cut she got has her feelin' like the baddest bitch on the block! GET WITH IT LADIEZZZ!
Who doesn't love a good FREE trial?
Recently I was talking with a friend of mine, and seeing as how I wrote about my love for chocolatey men recently I would like to throw in the fact that he is the epitome of a beautiful dark...I repeat...DARK skinned man. With that being said I will let you in on what we discussed! So he is having issues with a female friend because he just wants to be friends and she wants more. Now, adding the fact that..NO...they haven't had sex but have done something more than just friendly makes things complicated. She feels that he's giving mixed signals, whereas he doesn't feel that he has done anything wrong. So we came up with an analogy to help us better determine what was right and wrong in the situation. So...let's say you get a free trial for a product in the mail, and this isn't something you want to go out and buy but since it came to you and it's free you're more than likely going to take the free trial and put it to use. Now, if you continue to get the free trials and you continue to use them are you obligated to buy this product? I say no....not really. I feel that if there weren't any free trials in the first place you might not have even gave two shits about the product and now that its free why would you go out an buy it.......they keep giving it to you for FREE. Now if they stop sending me the product and I miss using it then maybe I'll go out and buy it....but if I don't miss it then that's the end of that. The only person invested in this type of situation is the person giving out the trials....because they are doing so with the hopes that their target market will buy the product. And when they don't see any results they're probably wary of whether or not to stop giving the free trials for fear that right when they stop giving it was when he was going to make a purchase. After analyzing the situation I feel that you should wait til' someone asks for a sample and if they like it then they'll more than likely buy.....but if you just give it for free willingly w/o being asked chances are they're not going to buy because they know they can get it for free. Like the old/random saying goes "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
The Roster
I bet many of you read the title for this blog and immediately knew what I was talking about. Ohhh, the Roster....the Roster is your line up of players. They are all potentials (by now you should know what I mean when I say Potential) and each players serves a specific purpose. Speaking for the ladies there is usually one who you always go out with, to dinner, the movies, a show...WHATEVER. And then there is usually one you call over when you just want to chill out inside...either at his spot or yours. There's also one that you usually call when you need something, like gas, clothes, money for your cell phone bill, BOOOKS (yes...it's hard out here). Sometimes there is one player that you hang out with because you rock with his friends....like you almost love them more than him and thats the only reason why you still tolerate his ass. The roster can be as big as you want it to be but it doesn't matter how many players you have because there is only one that matters...the MVP. The MVP comes before all of the rest, even if you have plans with someone else on the roster you will cancel them when the MVP comes a callin'! You invest so much in the MVP because you think he has soooooooooo much potential. You had to go through a competitive draft to get him...probably had to trade a nigga or two and now he's all yours and you don't want another team to scoop him...EVER! But sometimes the MVP turns into the player who's contract is up for review. Even though he has the potential to be great...it's really up to the MVP to end up being as great as he can be, and when they don't live up to the HYPE....a REVIEW IS IN ORDER. Like all the players on the roster the MVP can be replaced as well...but when you sign him you do so in the hopes that he'll be good enough for you to run a ONE MAN squad. But sometimes it doesn't work out like you plan...and it's back to scouting. I think a guys roster is similar to a females. There is that one chick you call over just to hit and then there is one that you don't mind taking out to eat or to the movies because you like being seen with her (she's like a trophy player...not much PT but she looks good on the bench). And then there is probably you're ride or die chick anytime you need her to do something she has your back. And then you've got your main jawn....the MVP who you're hoping doesn't turn out to be a bad pick so you can wife her up! I say to all of you reading this.....be careful with your roster. Pick your players cautiously and wisely, don't get to attached because they come and go, and always remember until you find that MVP who is worth sending the rest of the squad home...then its all just a GAME!
*Side Note: I don't use a roster....I usually have an MVP and a nigga up for review. The rest of these Goons are associates! Hahaha! But I have seen some impressive rosters so I know what I'm talking about.....holla!
Mr.Nice Guy
Today I'm going to talk about Mr.Nice Guy. I encounter a lot of these fellows, but most of them are my own homies, but recently I have come across one who is a personal potential (you know what I mean by potential). He is one of the sweetest men you have met in a loooong time if not EVER. He can make you feel like Queen for a Day with just one word...BEAUTIFUL, like "hey beautiful," "what are you doing beautiful," or "I can't wait to see you beautiful." It's to the point where you can't see it but you're sure that you are blushing and possibly have the biggest smile you've ever had come across your face. His very touch makes you feel like more than a woman, like you're a work of art he can't stop touching because he embraces and appreciates the craftsmanship. Despite the nick's, cuts or marks the artwork may have he only sees it as being immaculate. He and Mr.Candy Man may seem similar but are far from the same thing. The difference is that Mr.Candy Man's main concern is for you to know how great he is, whereas Mr.Nice Guys main concern is for you to know how great HE thinks YOU are! That's the shit I'm TALKIN' ABOUT right there. The great thing about Mr.Nice Guy is that he more than likely doesn't even know how much of a nice guy he is because it's just natural to him. He wants to make you feel like the Queen you are, the Queen he sees when he looks into your eyes. You want to talk to Mr.Nice Guy all the time because he never fails at making you feel like the perfect woman. He's so amazing that if you never meet his mother or the women he holds dearest in his life, you will still know that they were amazing because only having the respect and love for a beautiful woman/women from early on in life could influence him to still do and say the great and amazing things that he says to women today. And as WHACK as this sounds, chances are Mr.Nice Guy is just like a rainbow....he's only going to come after the storm of a lifetime....but there couldn't be a better time for his arrival. There's nothing like weathering a storm to come out and be embraced by such a beautiful sight. So ladies if you're looking for your Mr.Nice Guy.....just stop now, wait til' he finds you! Hold you're breath if you want to....you're not gonna die, but when he comes along and you can finally exhale....it will be one of the best feelings you've ever had.
Yeah...that's WIFEY right THERE!
Men always say they're not looking for a relationship, but we all know that's not necessarily the case. Everyone is walking this earth looking for that special someone God placed here specifically for them. So I was just wondering what makes men stop saying NO to relationships and YES to wifey? What makes a man go "Yeah....that's wifey right there!" I asked several suitable, educated, and handsome Black Kings what makes THAT girl the ONE girl he calls wifey, and I got some great feedback. Some claim that you just know! It's like BAM...she's the one right there and you "...just have to be feelin' that girl." Then others had a loooooooooong list of why they choose a female to be wifey. A lot of men mentioned that if they enjoy your company, not sexually, and don't get bored with you then this is a sign of a potential wifey. One person said that wifey has to do the opposite of most other chicks he meets, while some others got VERY specific. Two men said they look for a positive background check, meaning he doesn't want to find out that she was rollin' in her past or was a jumpoff. Another went as far to say it depends on whether she has the possibility to be a good mother/wife. Some said that wifey has to be attractive of course and some didn't mention physical attributes at all. And then others listed the basic qualities that anyone would want in a significant other like nice, honest, someone you can take to meet the family, repectful, has good conversation, keeps it "trill", a sense of humor and many others. But I had one young man in particular get DEEEEEP about what wifey has to be like, and for him she has to be "someone who can truly be my equal especially on an intellectual level, someone who challenges me and therefore makes me better....someone who respects herself and someone who is focused i.e. knows what she wants out of life and is taking the necessary steps to accomplish that, as well as easy to talk to and caring (but not smothering)." I feel that every man's point was valid and fair. I think for females it may be a little less technical. I feel that for us it's like if a guy tries to get at you then you either give him the time of day or you don't, and if you do then it's like you just see where things go from there. But a guy just approaching a girl because he's physically attracted to her isn't going to help him cover all the bases for the wifey qualities. Does that mean wifey is usually a friend of yours you've been talking to for a while or can it be that chick you picked up in the lounge the other night? Hmmm....I wonder! Either way....ladies who are reading this, if you're wondering why you haven't been snatched up as wifey yet then look at her qualities and see if she is you and you are she. If not....then you've got some work to do before you can say she is me...I am she...that's my man...& he calls me WIFEY! GET TO IT!
There is only 1 type of Chocolate I like...
This blog is dedicated to all my brotha's out there of the darker complexion. I (PERSONALLY) love...LOVE brown skin/dark skinned men. There is nothing wrong with light skinned men but there is something EXTRA SPECIAL about the dark one's. I feel like the darker the complexion the stronger you look and ain't nothing better than a strong man....makes you feel like he can do anything. I feel protected with my darker brotha's, like if we were out and some shit popped off I don't need to be worried. With light skinned men I feel that they just look too pretty most of the time...and if we went out I feel like I would have to watch your back because a nigga might test you since you're cute and soft looking! Most dark skinned men have beautiful colgate smiles too.....and it compliments their complexion SOOOOOOOOOOO WELL. Dark skin is usually buttery smooth too. They just remind you of a nice tasty chocolate bar.....and all women LOOOOVE chocolate (except for me...I don't really like chocolate). They're sweet, dark, and they are all around! Tyrese, Tyson, Idris, Denzel.....the list goes on and on, but you don't have to be famous to have your beautiful dark/brown skin appreciated. Ladies the next time you see a man with a darker complexion stop him and tell him how lovely is skin is and how he is a Nubian King and that a Queen like yourself is the only one worthy to stand by his side (that might have been a little extra but WHATEVER). Too all of my light skinned male readers out there....I don't think less of you, there are plenty of you that are top notch, but I just think so Highly of the Darker Black men....and to all of you out there I just want to say that I may not be a fan of chocolate, but a chocolatey man is a whoooooooooooole other story!
